Mr Prince aka Jonathan Tay

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Wow this name is cool, not sure if it is his real one thou. Boy do they start young (he is younger), lets hope he is legal >.<

A quick glance thru Facebook yielded nothing but he did reveal his name (Jonathan Tay) and course (TP Mechatronics).

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Ok at least he sounds decent, thou a little desperate. I would assume that fellow bros would ask for a relationship in that manner perhaps in the late 30s when the family concept roars to number one and you are afraid of dying alone…

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Attempts to probe into his “experience” is rather hilarious, I could totally imagine a little kid in the school yard boasting about his achievements (albeit fake ones). Lies that crumble upon scrutiny, just like his nice guy although despo image.

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Haha I must say this is one of the funniest lines ever. He is so accommodating, anything also ok.

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Mr Ben

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Here comes Mr Ben – an ultra generic name thus apologies for the non fail Ben s out there

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Man you got to appreciate his dedication to manscaping and his girly expression of “I am so cute, fuck me”

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So our dear Ben here plays this apps for hook-ups but initially wasn’t man enough to admit it. It does pose a question on his manhood and his fuck hard statement. Being a modern guy, he spreads his net widely into other platforms as well haha. But ever modest he does not boast about his scores! Good job Ben, brownie points for you!

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After a few rounds of rejection, lo and behold the pity card is played. Poor Ben has been single and hasn’t been meeting girls :(. We would give him a pat in the back. Not sure how appealing is the pity card for girls, readers do let us know 🙂